Medieval Pick-up lines

Follow the link:

http://jvj.com/bandgpic.html

I think this one made me laugh the most:

"Paint on your shield "Smile if you want to sleep with me" and watch the wenches try to keep straight faces."

Another amusing quiz

Something useful from my college education?

Ninja Techie! Congratulations! You scored 93!

You are a Jedi Master of stagecraft (...this is not the tie-line you're looking for...). You've done a fair bit of everything, and are uber-competant. Blathering directors are impressed by your vast knowledge and experience, and when doing on-stage scene shifts, the audience sees nothing! You have become one with the Gaff Tape.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 54% on techpoints

Link: The Theatre Geek Test written by smirkette on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test