fencerm2 | Who is me?

Stolen from pretty much everyone:

(stolen from a few folks)
Instructions: Type "[your name] is" with quotes into a Google search, then pick out your favorite 5 responses. Copy and post.

These are great!

1. Malcolm is like a machine
(Interesting...)
2. Malcolm is a bit of a mystery even to his own family
(Yeah, this is true.)
3. 5 out of 5 stars Malcolm is Something Fresh
(I have been reviewed?)
4. Malcolm is skilled at putting together a full "show" for your entertainment
(Don't think its wise to analyze the context of this...)
5. Malcolm is very careful in the development of his argument
(Woo hoo! I'm a great debater!!)

I felt the need to add my own commentary on these. And my real name?

1. Murray is the "pastor" of a church called the Shepherd's Chapel out of
Gravette
(Really? The nice Jewish boy is a "pastor"? Oy, his mother is gonna plotz!)
2. Murray is Australia's leading contemporary poet and a leading figure in
contemporary literature
(Not too shabby, for having only ever had 1 poem published in one of those $70 anthology scams.)
3. Murray is still Lost and the journey is still worth taking
(That's frighteningly apropos!)
4. Murray is hella funny!!!
(Nice to know I have a fan :-))
5. Murray is a mesmerizing writer who uses succinct, evocative language
(Wow, so cool to be thus recognized, and yet still unpublished...)

Ok, that was fun. :-)