Ok, this amuses me...

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If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:	Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . . Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunch Rightful heir!! Strategic poisoning . . . Mind control Asked for it really nicely, 'pretty please' No idea . . .
Your title is:	Your Highness - mmm grandeur!
Your symbol is:	the tiger, for that cool stripey don't-mess-with-me-ness
You rule from:	a floating castle - ABOVE A VOLCANO!!
At your side is:	the band who plays your theme song
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:	laser-gun-totin' space pirates!
Your most popular law is:	No more speakers on cars that rattle windows of homes
Your least popular law is:	Banning of people over six foot two
Your worst enemy is:	cranberries - ewww
Your popularity rating is:: 12%
Your chance of being overthrown is:: 23%
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But I actually like cranberries! Even the band!

Comments

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Actually, people are banned from being six foot two in my presence. Ergo, they either need to knee-walk when I am around, or else I must be on an elevated platform of some sort.

Tall people are useful - changing light bulbs, reaching high shelves, catching raindrops first, that sort of thing.

:-)